Noah Vasilyev,

27 April 2009 @ 03:10 am

REALLY? I got to see the ENTIRE Wu-Tang Clan, and a gang of other good acts two years ago, and now I have to peep this shit? This is such a fucked up downgrade--shit better not cost more than like one bill otherwise, FUCKIT.

Sound and Fury is still looking solid though:
Absolute Madness
Alpha & Omega
Bad Seed
Badmouth
Betrayed
Black Breath
Bracewar
Ceremony
Cold World
Colin of Arabia
Creatures
Crucified
Death Threat
Deep Sleep
Downpresser
Dry-Rot
Floorpunch
Foundation
Get the Most
Gone But Not Forgotten
Hatred Surge
Iron Age
Knife Fight
Lewd Acts
Mammoth Grinder
Mind Eraser
Mindset
Mother of Mercy
On
Psyched To Die
Reign Supreme
Retaliate
Rotting Out
Sabertooth Zombie
Shai Hulud
Shook Ones
Skin Like Iron
Take Offense
The Carrier
The Rival Mob
Title Fight
Touche Amore
Trapped Under lce
Trash Talk
Violation
Xibalba

And thats' three days for sixty-five bones, compared to the outrageous price that I'm going to have to pay to see 70% trash rap. Thanks for keeping it on an even keel dudes!

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27 September 2008 @ 05:08 pm

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Are you aware that Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge comes out today? You weren't.. Big surprise!

This is the first post I've felt like making since my last, end of the world prophecy post, so let me just say that yes.. This was necessary.

And finally, a write up of the films accolades by the producer -
Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge
Directed by the internationally awarded and highly acclaimed writer/director Joone, Pirates II is the thrilling, erotic sequel to Digital Playground’s 2005 blockbuster hit, Pirates. Combining intense performances with wildly passionate sex, ten times the budget, and over 600 special effects, Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge is the most expensive and comprehensive adult film in history! Joone was so dedicated to the film’s legitimacy that he built a full-scale ship to shoot on.

Superstar, Jesse Jane® returns as the sexy, swashbuckler Jules—pirate hunter and seducer, leading an all star cast that includes Digital Playground contract girls Shay Jordan™, Katsuni, Stoya™, Gabriella Fox™, and Riley Steele™, alongside industry favorites BellaDonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze. Ready with swords drawn high, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, and Stephen St. Croix reprise their groundbreaking roles from the original.

The first Pirates released in 2005 to rave reviews. Even before its release, there was immense anticipation as it was the biggest budgeted adult film ever (until now). When a massive budget and dazzling special effects are combined with superstars like Jesse Jane®, the result is the best-selling, most award-winning adult film of all time, with over 40 international awards and 14 AVN Awards, including “Best DVD”, “Best Director”, and “Best Selling Title” 2 years in a row! However, the most impressive feat of Pirates was the mainstream appeal and marketability.

The film premiered at the famed Egyptian Theatre on Hollywood Blvd., with prominent coverage by E!, Entertainment Tonight, Fox, Variety, Hollywood Reporter, LA & NY Times, and many other media affiliates. An edited version of Pirates went on to earn an “R” rating by the MPAA and appeared on the shelves of Blockbusters and Best Buys around the country, making it the first adult film to truly cross into the mainstream market. Additionally, the Pirate’s soundtrack was released on CD and carried by all the major distributors, including Amazon. Pirates remains on the top of international sales charts.

Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge is presented in a 4-disc DVD set and a 2-disc dual-layer Blu-ray™ set. Both contain over 8 hours of the most stunning adult content ever released. In addition to the highly erotic feature film, Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge includes a full disc of the film’s sex scenes extended to a mind-blowing length, plus a sizzling bonus scene. It’s over two hours of nothing but hot sex, for those fans with only one thing on their mind!

Sex like Riley Steele’s first boy/girl scene ever, and Shay Jordan’s first 2-on-1 ever, even in her personal life! The discs also contain star commentary, a Behind-the-Scenes “Making of Pirates II”, a Behind-the-Scenes Slide Show, Special Featurettes, Riley Steele’s first day on the set, Interviews, Confessionals, Bloopers, the Making of the FX, Casting Calls, Deleted Scenes, the AVN 2006 Awards recap of Pirates, the 2005 Pirates premiere party, and plenty of trailers from hit Digital Playground films. The film and most of the extras are shot in striking High Definition. Both the DVD and Blu-ray formats are in a 16x9 widescreen format with Digital 5.1 Surround Sound, no regional coding, and a chapter index.

Utilizing the talents of mainstream and award-winning composers, sound designers, stunt coordinators, fight choreographers, animators, and editors, Pirates II: Stagentti’s Revenge is the only adult movie to surpass the popularity of the original. Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge is an epic film that is changing the course of adult entertainment forever!

I pray that someone has read all of that.

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12 September 2007 @ 12:58 am

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The doer alone learneth.

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25 December 2006 @ 01:14 am

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Get the fuck out of here.

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